Anonymous asked: How does it feel to meet your descendant 3 generations down the line?

Feels good to know even my descendants can pass the awesome down like that B]

Anonymous asked: Oh Fritz~ Your muscles are getting so big I can barely wrap my arms around you~~

*flexes pecks*

Anonymous asked: What will poor Will think when he sees this Fritz?
Don't you ever think of your brother's sanity?

What? Who? OH HIM RIGHT. Sir Lame-a-lot. Bro should feel LUCKY he has this much awesome hiding in him. Heck I could live in all of you c;

Also Ladies,


My body is waiting.

~ Fritz

Also Ladies,

My body is waiting.

~ Fritz

What True Awesome Looks Like

Salutations beautiful dames of Ohana! I have finally figured out this magic box business, and have bought an internet! What is the first thing I find? Ohana has it’s very own News Network. Problem? It’s about as informative as Coxwood after a few drinks! And not nearly as cool as it otta’ be. So I’m here to show you guys and gals what TRUE awesome looks like!